BACHELORETTE CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT
A NAUGHTY FILL-IN-THE-BLANK GAME
I, , being of mind, snatched body and great lips, do solemnly swear to celebrate at her bachelorette party without judgment, hesitation or excessive .
By signing below, I agree to the following legally questionable terms:
CLAUSE 1: THE OFFICIAL COVER STORY
For the duration of the celebration, the bride shall only be referred to as .
If anyone asks what we are doing, I will confidently tell them we are attending a convention.
Under no circumstances will I reveal that we actually came here to .
CLAUSE 2: THE BRIDAL EMERGENCY PROTOCOL
Should the bride suddenly decide to on top of a , I will hold her drink, her hair and her , and shout for help with the code word “!”
If necessary, I will distract all witnesses by performing my famous dance.
CLAUSE 3: THE KISS-AND-DON’T-TELL POLICY
Any men encountered shall be officially classified as , and all flirting shall be deemed top secret.
Anything that touches the bride’s lips shall remain strictly confidential, including but not limited to: , , and .
The only exception is ABATURE, because lips this are impossible to keep a secret.
CLAUSE 4: THE MORNING-AFTER ALIBI
I agree to recall absolutely nothing involving the bride, , or the phrase “!”
My lips will remain moisturized and permanently , like my legs.
If photographic evidence appears, I will insist that it was created by using AI.
THE FINAL OATH
What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party, unless it’s enough to become part of the wedding speech. Should I break this agreement, I must purchase for the entire bridal party and surrender my life to the bride.


